Entries by lzevon

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Alaia Surfboard Project – Post 1

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Reading Time: 3 minutesIn an attempt to experience a spiritual awakening like an ancient Hawaii commoner, I decided to try and build and surf a wooden Alaia surfboard (OK, well at least build one). Traditionally a 10-12 foot fin-less board that in ancient times were made from Ula and Koa trees, my Alaia will be about 7 feet

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Attention PETA: Doggie Treadmills

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Reading Time: 2 minutesFor the past week or so I’ve been hosting back-to-back canine cabin crashers. First I watched my parent’s Wheaten Terrier and now I have my sister-in-law’s black lab (side note – the gassiest dog in the universe). Being a dog lover and not having a dog since my yellow lab Magic passed on St. Pats […]

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Balance Trainers

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Reading Time: 2 minutesWith temperatures well below freezing and finding myself miles away from any mountains, I’ve decided to post another indoor, off-season workout entry. For Surfing there isn’t an off-season unless, like me, you can’t afford a winter suit and find yourself bound to the shore watching the cool kids get all the waves to themselves. To […]

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Swim & Paddle: Gravity and Wind Resistance Trainers

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Reading Time: 2 minutesFor years Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley have been selling a machine called the Total Gym, a machine that uses gravity and your body weight to deliver over 80 exercises. It seems to be working miracles for them, so why not another gravity-based trainer? Vasa offers the Vasa Trainer, which, like the Total Gym, works […]

RIP Dan Osman

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s hard to believe it’s been 10 years since Dan Osman passed away while rope jumping in Yosemite at the Leaning Tower rock formation. I recall reading the rope he used was left out in the rain or snow and may have contributed to the equipment failure. Dan lived a pretty nontraditional life, often living […]

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HangTimer: Back-up that Spray with Some Facts Son

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteMany moons ago I wrote about the Airpod, a device you wear while snowboarding that measures hang time while pulling airs. Now an application for the iPhone does that and adds a few more bells and whistles to boot. HangTimer for the iPhone uses the iPhone’s accelerometer and “hairy math” to calculate air time from […]

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Quiksilver Moondak Watch and TideGraph

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTides don’t affect the breaks I surf all that much, but at my favorite spot, low slack tide (between low tide and when the incoming tide starts) is probably slightly better. That’s all the reason I needed to go out and plunk $95 on a new Quicksilver Moodak watch. Even though I carry my iPhone […]

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O’Neill Mutant Wetsuit

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSurfing in the Northeast really picks-up in the Fall, with better wind direction for most breaks and storms that kick-up the swell to head / overhead conditions. To enjoy the quality surf, you have to endure the elements. When I decided to buy the O’Neill Mutant 4/3, I chose it for it’s reputation for comfort […]

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This Thing About Surfing

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe had a beautiful weekend here in New England. On Saturday a friend and I headed to the beach with our families with no expectation other than to paddle and keep fit for an anticipated swell later this week. We headed directly out to a point several hundred yards offshore and watched the blues feed, […]

Infinity Rad Noserider Longboard

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Reading Time: 2 minutesAfter nearly 20 years of research I finally bought a new surfboard – a 9′ Infinity Rad NoseRider. While not exactly a gadget, there is plenty of technology at work here worth mentioning. For starters the Rad NoseRider (heretofore known as the RNR) can be configured as a single fin or [3 fin] cluster. With […]

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So, Like Bitness was Hacked

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteBitness went on hiatus this Summer, but only we sort of didn’t intend it to last the entire Summer. Bitness was hacked by some crackers who had nothing better to do than waste our time and piss us off. After tediously extracting all the evil scripts that littered the majority of posts, deleting rouge directories […]

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Bear Grylls Knife Costs $700

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMan vs. Wild star Bear Grylls is no doubt a surviver. Consumption of live snakes, sheep’s eyeballs, decomposing Zebra, still-warm Yak livers and worse, but a man’s gotta eat! He free-solos cliffs, wrestles wild beasts, drinks from elephant dung… face it, the man survives. Certainly Bear doesn’t need to risk life and limb by down-climbing […]

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On My Honor I Will Do My Best…

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteLife takes hold and just zips by. I turned 40 on the 11th and realize I’m starting to slip. Can someone please tell me what the hell The Hills is and who these plastic people are? I don’t know anything on regular radio anymore – it’s all classic rock for this old man. Work is […]

Wha? Where’d April Go?

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteYeah, we missed the whole damn month. But to be fair it was only 30 days long so… We appreciate the patience (and encouragement), so stay tuned! Posted by: The Slackers